Food

I tend to have special taste when it comes to food so I propose a deal: If you be a good sport about eating "my food", I promise to regularly make you "your food." Who knows, maybe we'll even like some of the same things and have "our food." That would be cute.

Cats and Dogs

When it's raining cats and dogs and we don't have an umbrella, lets run like loons from the building to the car or vice versa. A twirl or two in the rain would be lovely as well.

Weekends

As hard as I try, they're never a good time for me to catch up on school stuff. 
If weekend homework is your thing then maybe I will stay away so you can work, or maybe we can have hw parties and I'll maybe even make a treat like m&m popcorn; 
but every now and then, can we work like crazy during the week so we can take the whole weekend to play and do nothing at all necessary or responsible?

Prehistoric...

Sometimes when I wake up I have dinosaur hair. It's totally ok to laugh. I laugh when I see my hair in the morning. I know it looks ridiculous. And by ridiculous I mean AWESOME!

Your April Fool

If we're married and I tell you on April 1st that I'm prego, go ahead and laugh. Clearly your wife has an awesome sense of humor. 

If a day later I again tell you that I'm prego, now would be the time to indulge me in all the plans I have for cute baby things as we prepare for the advent of our own little one.

Cookie Eating Contest

In the end, we're both winners. Unless one of us throws up.